GodsOfExodus

Hey, I'm Exodus. I'm a little garbage gremlin who works at my county landfill, going through people's old stuff that they throw away. One man's garbage is my treasure. My free time is usually spent taming manatees and teaching crows to steal money for me. Any other time outside of work usually involves various Florida Man activities, which may or may not be legal. I play games with my two best friends, and we call ourselves the Goop Troop and the Lemmings. I'm the goopiest goober and the most lemming-like lemming. If I see someone jump off a cliff, I don't ask questions — I follow them head-first.

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